I'm sitting on the banking of a field with some people, when I see one of my friends drive a car off the 8 foot banking towards the lower field.
At about he middle of the arc, I think 'what a nutter.', but then I see he's misjudged it, and then it lands on the path, and smashes into a million pieces. I get over initial shock, and run down to see how the people are. I shout to the other people to phone 999, and get the police and ambulances. I'm quite surprised that only me and one of my other friends had the sense to look for them.
He finds the girl, and I eventually find him. Its not pretty, his arm is bent in a way that it shouldn't, and one of his legs has been blown off. I try to help him, but I can't figure whether or not I should move him.
It turns out his legs were fine, and he begins some subtle judo on me, lifting me up by my crotch with his leg.
An old couple comes by and gives a disapproving look, possibly due to our tomfoolery, or possible because we had Rammstein playing really loudly from somewhere.
A girl comes by with some of her friends and explains that it was her car, and asks what happened.
"Well, at first I saw him drive the car off the edge, whoever it belonged to, off the edge. I thought it would smash the front wheels or something, not smash into....
....This is a dream, isn't it?"
I go to do a reality check, see if I could breath while holding my nose and mouth closed, but instead turn to my car destroying, judo wielding friend. I figured he had good enough perspective to see that lying about it was pointless.
I turn to my left, where he's also sat on the banking. He's drinking a slush puppy, and gives me two, 'you guessed right nods.
I try to remember some of the things that I wanted to do in a dream, and remember one:
Give Birth
Not sure how to manage this, being a guy and all that, I turn to the girl on my right, unzip my trousers and tell her to make me pregnant.
She sets to work, but at the end of it all, I'm not pregnant.
I start to wake up, and try the rubbing technique to pull myself into the dream again. I have the image of a tetris scoreboard in my dream, and as I rub my arm, wondering whether I'm rubbing my arm in real life, the tetris board fades to black, while a ghost piece drops to the bottom, raising the score to '100%'
Then my brother wakes me up, telling me he's going out. I had also woken him up from a lucid dream this morning, to check he'd done his paperround. I tell him I was having one.
I then ask him, "We're you playing Rammstein loudly?"
"Yes"
"Because that was in my dream"
"Awesome!"